Yummy Mummies

2016-04-03

HELLOOO TOMB ROBBERS

GOD

000

I'M NAKED UNDER THIS BANDAGE

WANNA TOUCH THE URN MY HEART'S IN?

I'VE GOT A KING-SIZED SARCOPHAGUS

SEE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO... DESECRATE?

WANT A CLUE FOR THAT PESKY SPHINX RIDDLE?

YOU'RE WAAAY TOO BIG TO BELIEVE IN CURSES

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS

ANYBODY INTO LEATHER?

LOOK, I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S A PROPHECY

HA HA HAAAA YOU CHOSEN ONES- ALWAYS REFUSING THE CALL AT FIRST

I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU

Alt text: shake your burial goods
Tooltip: Dab a little embalming fluid on your neck and wrists. The living love that