Ranger Ron Returns!

THE WORM MOON IS IN THE SKY! THE REDEEMER OF PURITY DESCENDS...

...TO CLEANSE THE WORLD WITH HOLY FIRE

OH! HEY!

UH... SORRY!

UM... I'LL JUST COME BACK NEXT YEAR, OKAY?

NO MORE TEARS

BUT FOR THE LAST THOUSAND YEARS, THE REDEEMER HAS WALKED IN ON US HAVING SEX

AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THIS WEEK OF NEAR-CONSTANT SEX

BUT DON'T WORRY! YOUR OLD PAL RANGER RON IS BACK WITH HIS FUCKWEEK SURVIVAL GUIDE

SO THE WORLD DOESN'T END!

AT LAST!

ALWAYS EMERGE SAFELY

IF YOU SAY IT'S LINGERIE THEN IT IS

KNOW WHO YOUR DADDY IS

WRITE YOUR DIRTY TALK IN ADVANCE

I'M A FILTHY SLUT SANDWICH, AUNTIE!

IF THERE'S A HAND-RAIL, USE IT

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE IDIOT WHO RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE

REMEMBER, PANIC DURING SEX IS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF...

LET'S NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF LAST YEAR

RIGHT-THAT'S IT! I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN

AW! DON'T BE LIKE THAT!

PEOPLE WILL ASK

CHECK WHEN YOU'RE SCHEDULED TO BE THAT IDIOT

AAAH! THE REDEEMER!

YOU'RE PART OF A COLOURFUL TRADITION!