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Natural Causes

2016-04-10

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I'M NOT BOASTING WHEN I SAY I'M THE BEST FOOD TASTER IN THE WORLD

I'VE WORKED FOR GENERALS, POPES, JUDGES, MERCHANTS SOVEREIGNS AND TYRANTS

I'M PRETTY MUCH IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING BY NOW!

EVEN THE EMPEROR, GOD REST HIS SOUL

YOU WON'T BE WANTING THAT, THEN?

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the bad kind of lace
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Yeah, he wants dessert. I'll tell you when to stop bringing food.