Unction
I ONLY LIKE TO WORSHIP SEXY GIRL GODS. IS THAT CREEPY?
NO. AT THE CHURCH OF THE QUIVERING RUMP WE BELIEVE IN THE SANCTITY OF HOTNESS
THEY'D MAKE OUT WITH OTHER HOT BITCHES?
EXACTLY. NEXT SERMON STARTS NOW
JUST APPLY THIS SIMPLE RECKONER: WHAT WOULD HOT BITCHES DO?
SO, UH... WHEN DO THE SEXY LADIES ARRIVE?
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY SEE THE HOT BITCHES. THEY'RE INVISIBLE. YOU HAVE TO HAVE FAITH.
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- Most gods can see you naked.
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- invisible gods made all the invisible animals in their own image