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the Burning Jewels of Death

2013-10-27

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YOU ARE HELPLESS, KRONAR! SUBMIT TO ME OR DIE!

YOU ARE... MAGNIFICENT... I BEG YOU...

FASHION MY TEETH INTO A NECKLACE... WEAR IT FOREVER...

I WILL NOT.

NECKLACES ARE FOR WOMEN.

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Lithe panthers love setting jewels alight
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Now with three times the savagery and only a small reduction in ferocity