the Automaton
IT'S A FUKKEN CHESS PLAYING GOLEM!
IT'S TOTALLY SMARTER AT CHESS THAN EVERYONE!
WELL, I WARN YOU- I WAS QUITE THE GRANDMASTER IN MY YOUTH
YEAH, FUCK CHESS!
YOU GOT A PIANO? IT ALSO PLAYS THE PIANO!
IT PLAYS TO FUKKEN WIN!
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- chess: solved.
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- King's pawn to under the couch for six months