Tracts for the times
GOD'S PAMPHLETS USED TO BE CARVED IN STONE
INCONVENIENT!
BUT THEN WE FOUND A PRINTING PRESS!
OR IF YOU AREN'T INTO SCREED, WHY NOT CATCH UP ON THE NEW SITHRAK GOSSIP?
NOW THE WORD OF SITHRAK IS AVAILABLE IN FLIMSY BOOKLET FORM
"IT'S SITHRAKS!" SAYS POPE CYNTHIA
TREE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING "MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING" CLAIMS DEVOUT ARBORIST
SHAME
HEAT WAVE TURNS BLOOD CLOUD INTO GRAVY CLOUD
TALKING DOG CONTINUES SILENT PROTEST AMID DOUBTS
B
REHAB
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS NEWS FROM?
I'M JUST MAKING IT UP!
THAT IS sooooo SMART
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- Theater gods without makeup!
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- Stop the press! My sleeve is caught in it.