this could happen
Page 1
GOD HATES US UNRESERVEDLY!
SO WHY SHOULDN'T A WOMAN IN A BLONDE WIG FUCK A DOOR-TO-DOOR EVANGELIST IN FRONT OF HIS DORKY FRIEND?
I... WHAT?
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN THIS PAMPHLET!
THIS COULD HAPPEN!
I'M UP FOR IT BUT WITH ONE SMALL CHANGE
S COULD APPEN
EH, CLOSE ENOUGH
- Alt text
- Have you heard the good news about the bad news?
- Tooltip
- God lets this sort of thing happen on his day off
Page 2
ONE SMALL CHANGE
ID
YES, OKAY BUT ONE SMALL CHANGE
THIS ISN'T REALLY WORKING FOR ME
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SPENT MORE ON THE WIG
- Alt text
- Your dog can untie us, right?
- Tooltip
- There's a whole separate dog-headed god who's angry about this.