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SO, THIEF! YOU SLIP INTO MY FORTRESS TO STEAL MY PRICELESS JISM?

OH! WELL JUST FORGET ABOUT HOW MY JISM.. IS PRICELESS.. OOPS, MY PANTS

THIS IS JUST REALLY SAD NOW

SAD ENOUGH... FOR PITY SEX?

ACTUALLY, I'M JUST AFTER GEMS

WELL SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE SO SAD YOU GO ALL THE WAY ROUND TO BEING HOT!

BUT YOU HAVEN'T REACHED THAT YET

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YOU'LL HAVE TO GET WAAAY MORE PATHETIC TO TURN ME ON

GOSH, REALLY?

OOH! THEN YOU SHOULD SEE MY COLLECTION OF EROTIC TAPESTRY CUSHIONS!

OR YOU COULD SHOW ME YOUR GEMS IN AN EFFORT TO IMPRESS ME EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW I'M A THIEF

THAT... FEELS LIKE A MISTAKE

A SEXY MISTAKE

SO, THESE ARE ROCKS THAT YOU'VE PAINTED WITH GLITTER?

I AM SUCH A PIECE OF SHIIIIIT

AW, COME HERE YOU PATHETIC LITTLE CUMRAG. I WANT TO SEE JUST HOW BADLY A HUMAN CAN FUCK

WELL...