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Strongly-discouraged fruit

2022-01-09

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DON'T EAT THIS FORBIDDEN FRUIT

AND DON'T LISTEN TO THE CHATTY SNAKE THAT SAYS TO EAT IT

OH, ALSO DON'T OPEN THIS JAR. FORBIDDEN

AND DEFINITELY DON'T PRESS THIS FLASHING RED BUTTON

EAT THE FRUIT

IF YOU WANT EVIL IN THE WORLD, WHY NOT JUST RELEASE IT YOURSELF?

OPEN THE JAR

BUT... OKAY, WHAT IF YOU RELEASE EVIL BUT SAY IT'S GOOD TO RELEASE EVIL?

PRESS THE BUTTON

SO YOU CLAIM. MAYBE YOU JUST FOUND IT IN A DUMPSTER

YOU COULD PRESS IT A LITTLE- JUST HALF WAY

13.8 BILLION YEARS EARLIER

I AM A GOOD AND BENEVOLENT GOD. I WOULDN'T CURSE HUMANITY

DON'T TRY AND CONFUSE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT- I CREATED THE UNIVERSE

HOW DARE YOU?

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WHAT'S THAT?

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Is that forbidden fruit keto-friendly? Or is it double-forbidden?