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UH, JEFF A PASSAGE YOU TRANSLATED IS RAISING QUESTIONS
...AND LO GOD SAID TO ALL THE HOT BITCHES, 'GET ON JEFF'S DICK, FOR IT IS GOOD'
THE ORIGINAL TEXT DOESN'T TRANSLATE EXACTLY, OF COURSE
THE INTENT WAS TO GET YOU SEX?
WHICH ONE?
BUT THEY'RE LONG DEAD SO I UPDATED IT FOR CONTEMPORARY BITCHES
WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO GET ON MY DICK
BUT THAT CAPTURES THE INTENT
NO, TO GET THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR SEX
I DON'T DESERVE THIS
WELL MAYBE I DON'T
THAT IS TOTALLY IDIOTIC
WANT TO DESERVE IT
SHUT UUUP. YOU HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO GET ON JEFF'S DICK
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- On the plus side, I smell delicious
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- Based on a true story but we took some liberties with the text.