Lightning Rod
DON'T BANG HUMAN WOMEN- IT MAKES THE GOD OF WIVES SHITTY
THE GOD OF HOT SEX AND MARRIAGE. I MARRIED HER
USED TO BE
SO WE SHOULDN'T BANG HUMAN WOMEN OR YOUR WIFE WILL GET SHITTY WITH YOU?
SORRY IF THIS IS OUT OF LINE MIGHTY ZEUS
THERE'S A GOD OF WIVES?
SEE THIS IS WHY I DON'T TALK TO YOU FUCKERS. OF COURSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IF YOU THINK IT THROUGH
AW, THAT'S NICE
THE HOT SEX REALLY DRIED UP ONCE I STARTED BANGING HUMAN WOMEN
HOW ABOUT I TURN YOU INTO A HOT BITCH AND BANG SOME SENSE INTO YOU?
NO,
WITH YOU!
OOH FUCK, SO REASONABLE
ALL SO PLAUSIBLE NOW
EXPLAIN IT TO US!
BUT SHOULD WE BE BANGING YOUR WIFE?
IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE
THEN HOW SHOULD
OH, WOULD
WE UNDERSTAND?
YOU?
I JUST SAID THAT TO SPARE HIS FEELINGS
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- Zeus lets loose
- Tooltip
- With Zeus, ‘aftercare’ usually means turning you into an animal