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2022-03-20

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I AM A FUCKSCOUT FROM DIMENSION P

000! WHAT KIND OF SECRETS?

HERE TO DISCOVER YOUR SECRETS THROUGH SEX

I DON'T KNOW! YOU KIND OF JUST FUCKED IT OUT OF ME!

DUNNO! WANNA JUST GET STARTED AND SEE WHAT COMES OUT?

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME FUCKSCOUTING?

HEY, HEEEEEY- YOU'RE DOING FINE. ARE YOU HUNGRY?

WAIT-WHERE'S MY LIST OF QUESTIONS?

LOOK AT YOU GO, NEVER SUSPECTING THAT I'M NOT VERY HOT BY THE STANDARDS OF MY PEOPLE

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF FLUFFY PANCAKES

000-

WHAT

IS IT?

A SECOND SECRET FUCKED INTO THE OPEN! I'M AWFUL AT THIS!

GET SOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE THEM FOR YOU OUT OF PITY

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I had no idea P was even a dimension. I've been calling it a letter.