hardwood
XYZOR'S CRYSTAL BALLS NOT A EUPHEMISM- WE SELL CRYSTAL BALLS
NO, SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECIES DON'T COUNT
00- THIS ONE PREDICTS YOU'LL DO ANALINGUS ON A MIMIC
BUT IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL VISION OF THE FUTURE- IT'S JUST FORTUNE-TELLING FEEDBACK, SEE?
THEY WORK FINE!
SO THEY DON'T
REALLY WORK?
BUT THEY DON'T...
SO THESE THINGS
DON'T WORK?
THEY WORK FINE BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL CASE
YOU SEE ANALINGUS AND WONDER IF IT WILL REALLY HAPPEN
A PROPHECY THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF NOT FOR THE PREDICTION
I FEEL PRESSURE TO GO DO SEX ACTS AT THE ZOO
IN THE PROPHECY IT WAS THE BIG MAHOGANY ONE
WHY WOULD YOU NOT SAY THAT BEFORE I STARTED?
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