Way Of The Sword
I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE WHO DOESN'T FIRST BEAT ME IN COMBAT
I HAVE TAKEN THE CHASTITY- 'TIL-DEFEAT VOW ALSO!
WE CAN ONLY DO IT ON BARBARIAN SATURNALIA
WHAT IS THIS 'SATURNALIA'?
WANNA WIN A CLEARLY-RIGGED FIGHT SO WE CAN FUCK?
WHAT IS THIS 'CALENDAR'?
DRUID SORCERY
TO THE
HENGE, THEN!
WHERE THE VOW FLIPS AND YOU CAN'T FIGHT ANYONE YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED
A DATE! IN THE CALENDAR!
C
HOLIDAYS ARE AN ABSTRACT NOTION OF TIME
SHUT UP YOU STUPID DRUID OR SO HELP ME I'LL FUCK
YOU
NOT SPECIFIC ROCKS, FOOLS
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