Skills
HELP! I'M SO PHENOMENALLY GOOD AT SEX THAT I'VE BLOWN MY LOVER'S MIND!
NOW HE THINKS HE'S A GOAT OR SOMETHING!
WHAAAAT?
YEAH, EXCEPT
WE'VE NEVER HAD SEX
WE'VE BEEN FUCKING FOR WEEKS!
THIS IS ALL GREAT BUT I HAVE THINGS TO DO, OKAY?
OKAY, THAT'S AN ACTUAL GOAT
SHIT! I'VE BLOWN YOUR MIND WITH MY SEX SKILLS AND NOW YOU'RE SEEING PEOPLE AS GOATS!
PHENOMENAL
I MUST'VE BLOWN YOUR MIND CLEAN OF THE MEMORIES!
THE TATTOO! LOOK AT YOUR CHEST TATTOO!
SKILLS
WOW. NICE SKILLS
THEY'RE RUINING
MY LIFE
- Alt text
- Skill is only part of great sex. Luck is also a factor.
- Tooltip
- The military tried to weaponise the sex skills but forgot what they were doing