Parenting
HI! UH,
GOD HERE.
AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IS DEAD
HI.
OBVIOUSLY THERE'S BEEN A BIG FLOOD
THAT WAS ME JUDGING THE WICKED, OKAY?
STILL ALIVE? I'VE DEEMED YOU WORTHY!
WAAAH! I'M THE WORST GOD!
HEY, YOU MADE A MISTAKE BUT THAT'S JUST PART OF LIFE
TOTALLY DIDN'T LEAVE THE BATH RUNNING AND GO ON HOLIDAY
REALLY?
SURE
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
JUST REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME YOU GET MAD AT THE HUMANS AND WANT TO SEND A LOCUST PLAGUE
THREE DAYS LATER
FUCK'S SAKE
- Alt text
- If you think God the Father is cranky, you should meet God the Grandaddy
- Tooltip
- the rainbow is God’s promise not to flood the world. Don’t be sending white light through prisms to force new promises out of God.