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2020-08-09

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WOW, YOU SMELL SO NICE!

WE DON'T STINK AS A DAY-TO-DAY HYGIENE THING

YOU DON'T MEET A DEER AND SAY "WOW- YOUR ANTLERS AREN'T COVERED IN BLOOD"

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SORRY I'M LATE. SOME THINGS CAME UP ON THE WAY HERE

IT'S A WEAPON. A LAST RESORT

THAT SHIT'S FOR EMERGENCIES

OOOOH YEAH- YOU'RE A BAD BOY

AND YOU KNOW WHAT BAD BOYS

GET...

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and that's how the deer got its stripes.