Golf
I GOT A COCK SLOT PUT INTO MY ARMOUR
BUT IS IT REALLY PRACTICAL?
NAH, I'VE WORN BOOB ARMOUR FOR YEARS
OHMYGOD THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT I'M SO SORRY!
I'M A WALKING GLORY HOLE!
ACCIDENT OR NOT, THAT ISN'T ON
IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN YOU'LL FORFEIT THE WHOLE WAR
WILL FOES STAB MY DICK IN BATTLE?
EVERYONE'S RESPECTFUL OF YOUR...
WAIT, NO- I DIDN'T MEAN...
CHEER UP. YOU'LL GET SO MUCH SEX IF IT EVER HEALS
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- cooling breezes
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- I don't get shot during the retreat thanks to butt armour