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Sky-Metal

2020-08-16

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THIS MAGIC SWORD IS UNDEFEATABLE!

DOES IT WORK LONG-DISTANCE?

MAGIC SWORD- CHOP DOWN THE TREE ON THAT DISTANT HILL!

IT FLIES TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT NO SWORD FOR THE NEXT FEW MINUTES

COULD IT, SAY, CUT DOWN THAT TREE?

UM...

NICE SWORD!

NOPE!

IS IT MAGIC?

G

Alt text
The sword is way too keen.
Tooltip
The business end is away on business.