Ship to ship
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OOO! IS IT AN EROTIC DISPLAY OR MORE LIKE PARODY?
EH, IF IT'S A PARODY, THE HUMOUR'S WASTED ON ME
HURR...
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THE LESBIAN PIRATES ARE DOING SEX FOR US TO WATCH
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HEY!
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- Sappho does satire
- Tooltip
- Oh no! A lesbian pirate has fallen overboard during a performance and is being eaten by a shark! Oh, no wait- it’s a lesbian dressed as a shark.
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AW, COME ON! WE DON'T DO THAT!
GOD DAMN THEM! WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY ERECTION NOW?
DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH, LESBIANS!
I COULD GIVE YOU A
NOT IF
BLOWJOB
IT'S IRONIC!
HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOWJOB IRONIC?
BLOWJOBS ARE IRONIC BY NATURE
AND THAT'S IRONY?
THAT MAKES REALLY GOOD
SENSE!
WHAAAAT? ON A HETEROSEXUAL FRIGATE? THEY'D DOCK OUR PAY!
YOU SUCK. AND FOR MOST PEOPLE IT'S NOT YOUR ACTUAL JOB
SURE! IF IT WERE LITERAL, IT'D BE A SUCKHOBBY
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- we use less than 1% of the irony we produce. The rest is wasted.
- Tooltip
- They're not really pirates- they're more a performance troupe- oh no, wait- all our stuff is missing.
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AW YEAH.
THE STRAIGHT BOYS ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER FOR OUR BENEFIT
ARE YOU SURE IT'S FOR US? THEY MAY HAVE JUST CONFUSED THEMSELVES INTO IT
EITHER'S GOOD. I NEED A CONVOLUTED NARRATIVE TO REALLY GET OFF
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- Quality optics are a good investment
- Tooltip
- Three days later the heterosexual frigate was recommissioned as a bisexual cruiser