don't
WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE THESE NEW LAWS?
NO TRIMMING YOUR BEARD
NO SEX DURING THUNDER-P STORMS
NO MIXING FABRICS
NO FISTING
NO NO NO LAWS ARE PASSÉ
NO
NO
SQUIRTING FACE-SITTING
GO ON.
TRY
FACE-SITTING
CURSES ARE LAWS THAT ENFORCE THEMSELVES!
HEH HUUUURGH- SUCK IT, YOU STUPID BOROUGH
THESE ARE CURSES
NO QUIRTING
YOU'LL BE IN HELL, ROLLING AN ASS UPHILL NO-HANDED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "MRRF TBRFN"
ALL HAIL THE COMMUNITY SPECTRE
I CURSE YOU WITH ME
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- no littering. punishable by tinnitus.
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- we support harm minimisation for face-sitting. Make free snorkels available.