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Conviction

2014-11-23

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...BUT YOU SAID IF I BELIEVED IN MYSELF, I COULD DO ANYTHING!

YES, I DEFINITELY DID SAY THAT

BUT I LOST EVERYTHING AND I'M GOING TO BE EXECUTED FOR A CRIME YOU COMMITTED

WELL, SEE, THE REAL MAGIC ISN'T BELIEVING IN YOURSELF.

THE REAL MAGIC IS MANIPULATING PEOPLE BY TELLING THEM TO BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES

THE MORE YOU BELIEVE, THE LESS YOU CHECK FACTS

SURE.

I HAVE TO GO NOW. ENJOY YOUR LAST MEAL

OH. IS THAT REALLY TRUE?

YEAH, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO EXECUTE ME

I BELIEVE IN MYSELF

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Faith is like wings. you can eat it with buffalo sauce
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I don't believe in myself. I've clearly been photoshopped.