Sexy Mystery Solver
BEFORE I TAKE THIS CASE ON I'LL NEED TO MEET THE SUSPECTS
I'M NOT A SUSPECT IN THE MURDER AM I?
WAIT,
THERE'S A MURDER?
WHY THESE WERE BURIED NEXT DOOR?
CARE TO TELL
BECAUSE WE LIVE
NEXT TO A CEMETERY?
NOT ANY MORE!
CAN'T DO SEXY MYSTERY SOLVING IF I DON'T FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE
I'M FUCKING MY WAY THROUGH THE ALPHABET!
IS THIS PART OF THE MYSTERY SOLVING?
I'VE CALLED IN EVERYONE I FIND HOT. ONE OF YOU IS THE MURDERER!
HOW ARE YOU SURE SOMEBODY UGLY DIDN'T DO IT?
IF THEY DID I'D RATHER NOT SOLVE IT, THANKS
WHO HERE STARTS
WITH AN 'E'?
AW. DIDN'T I FINISH THAT?
I
- Alt text
- Please, no sexy paradoxes.
- Tooltip
- No sexy police are available to arrest you so just escape.