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Skeleton Courier

2022-05-01

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WHO ORDERED THE CONSIGNMENT OF DRUGS, LUBE AND MAGICAL DAGGERS?

ALL ABOUT

THIS ENDS BADLY

NO IT DOESN'T

I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU OPEN THE BOX,

DISASTER WILL FALL

EH, EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY

'CAUSE THE MIDDLE

SURE IT DOES- ALL BECOMES DUST IN THE END BOO HOO

THE END, AREN'T YOU?

IS WHERE THE

GOOD TIMES HAPPEN

WELL LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MIDDLE

...IN

THE END

YES IN THE END. EVERYONE DEAD- THE END

SNED

WELL THAT

ENDED

BADLY

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Is it the lube or the magic that makes these daggers slide in so smooth?