Leadership
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THE THRASSIAN ARMY IS AT OUR GATES
IS THE ANSWER "FUCKING"? 'CAUSE I LOVE FUCKING!
WE MUST ASK- WHY DO WE FIGHT?
IS IT "TO KEEP YOU IN POWER"? 'CAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF A DICK
NO IT'S NOT FUCKING
IS IT "EATING"? EATING'S GOOD
TOO!
NO IT'S NOT FUCKING OR EATING
HEY! COME NOW!
EH, THEY'RE FINE BUT THEY'RE NO FUCKING AND EATING
YES BUT 40% LESS FUCKING
IT'S FOR HOME AND COUNTRY AND WAY OF LIFE AND THOSE WE LOVE!
BASE DESIRES ARE UNWORTHY OF HIGH FEELINGS
BUT THE FUCKS ARE REAL GOOD ONES. THE KIND YOU THINK ABOUT FOR WEEKS AFTER!
I HEAR THE THRASSIANS HAVE 20% MORE EATING!
000- I LOVE THOSE!
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- We fight for love! Or likes. Whatever.
- Tooltip
- Giving motivational speeches is hard and I can't be bothered.
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HEY! ARE YOU OPENING THE GATE BACK THERE?
000
...NO?
SO WHAT HAPPENS TO ME NOW?
000, SORRY- WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE MUCH LONGER
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LOVED HIS WAY OF LIFE
OR
SOME SHIT
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- banging at the gates
- Tooltip
- This keeps happening so we cook with lube instead of oil.