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Semi-Final

2014-12-14

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AT SEX

YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE REAL MEANING OF SEX, YOU JOYLESS GREYHOUNDS!

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!

NO, YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE MEANING OF SEX- IT'S FOR PROCREATION

YOU'VE ALL IMPOSED ARTIFICIAL VALUES ON A MEANINGLESS ACT

2900'

BANTAM WEIGHT

BANTA NIGHT

DIVISION

WELL YOU'VE

FORGOTTEN

ONLY

WITHIN

OHMYGOD!

THE MEANING ITS OWN MY SECRET OF IMPOSING PARADIGM

ARTIFICIAL VALUES. IT'S REALLY USEFUL!

YOU SAID

WORD!

I CAN GO HOME!

FOOD

PARADIGM

FUCK, PEOPLE! THIS IS A SPORTING EVENT!

SEX EXISTS BY REPLICATING ITSELF BUT NOT FOR ANYTHING

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, GO TO A BAR

SORRY

RUPRECHT

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TO MASTURBATE!

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