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2014-12-21 · 3 pages

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YOU CAN'T CURSE A DISTRICT TO DEMOCRACY

THEN JUST INSTALL YOURSELF AS LEADER

WAIT, WHO'S

THAT?

URGH. I CURSED MYSELF IN THE MIRROR BY ACCIDENT

BUT IS THAT TRUE? WE NEED TO HOLD AN ELECTION?

WELL YES, BUT WHO WOULD DARE STAND AGAINST THE MIGHTY CURSE SPECTRE?

FLOMP

BLP BLP BLP BLPP

YOU NEED TO HOLD ELECTIONS, IDIOT!

GREETINGS PEASANT! I AM THE IMPERIOUS MIND MASS!

IF ELECTED I PROMISE TO TAKE YOUR BRAIN INTO MY UNDULATING BULK

OOO! AW, WAIT- I'VE ALREADY BEEN CURSED TO VOTE FOR THE SPECTRE

THOSE CURSES AREN'T REAL! DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM!

BECOME PART OF THE ENTITY! CEASE TO FEEL THE CAUSTIC STING OF INDIVIDUALITY!

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the pale horse candidate
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Mindmass doorknocks on cloudy days, for who can make a sun hat mighty enough?

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UNBORN CHILDREN! THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THEM!

AND THAT'S WHY THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

I'VE SUMMONED THIS SWARM OF 10,000 UNBORN SOULS

THEY'RE DISQUALIFIED!

AND YET YOU MAY SUMMON THE RESTLESS DEAD TO VOTE FOR YOU?

SPECTRE PUDDLE

MINDMASS

THEY ALL VOTE FOR ME!

FOR BEING UNDERAGE!

YOU HAVE TO

FOOLS!

WHY IS

IT MAKES

LET THE DEAD

I CURSE YOU WITH

VOTE!

TRANSPARENCY!

THAT A CURSE?

THEM EASY TO STEAL

SPECTAE PUDDLE

SPECTRE PUDDLE

MINDMASS

SPECTRE PUDDLE OTHERWISE YOU'D JUST KILL PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH!

FROM NOW ON,

VOTES WILL BE

VISIBLE TO THE EYE!

WAIT, WHO'S THAT?

MINDMASS

SPECTRE

MINDMASS

UUGH. I CURSED MYSELF SHAVING

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the spectre's running-mate appeals to voters with blood
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There aren't unborn souls in jism, are there?

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WELCOME TO POLLING DAY, PEONS!

CAN YOU SURVIVE THE DEMOCRACY DEATHMAZE LONG ENOUGH TO CAST YOUR VOTE?

OF COURSE YOU CAN! IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY!

NO VOTE NO ENTRY

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MINDMASS

SPEC

ASS

PUDDL

FUUUUCK, SOME KIND OF CRYSTAL DEATHWORM IS CONSUMING THE VOTES

YOU CAN BE OPPOSITION LEADER IF YOU LIKE

COMPLAIN CONSTANTLY, HAVE NO REAL INFLUENCE OR RESPONSIBILITY

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THAT'S PRESIDENT DEATHWORM

NOW

WHAT?

SP PUL

YEAH! THAT'S LIKE THE JOB I WAS BORN TO DO!

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sufferage
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If you don't vote, you get the crystal deathworm you deserve