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YOU CAN'T CURSE A DISTRICT TO DEMOCRACY
THEN JUST INSTALL YOURSELF AS LEADER
WAIT, WHO'S
THAT?
URGH. I CURSED MYSELF IN THE MIRROR BY ACCIDENT
BUT IS THAT TRUE? WE NEED TO HOLD AN ELECTION?
WELL YES, BUT WHO WOULD DARE STAND AGAINST THE MIGHTY CURSE SPECTRE?
FLOMP
BLP BLP BLP BLPP
YOU NEED TO HOLD ELECTIONS, IDIOT!
GREETINGS PEASANT! I AM THE IMPERIOUS MIND MASS!
IF ELECTED I PROMISE TO TAKE YOUR BRAIN INTO MY UNDULATING BULK
OOO! AW, WAIT- I'VE ALREADY BEEN CURSED TO VOTE FOR THE SPECTRE
THOSE CURSES AREN'T REAL! DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM!
BECOME PART OF THE ENTITY! CEASE TO FEEL THE CAUSTIC STING OF INDIVIDUALITY!
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- the pale horse candidate
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- Mindmass doorknocks on cloudy days, for who can make a sun hat mighty enough?
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UNBORN CHILDREN! THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THEM!
AND THAT'S WHY THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE
I'VE SUMMONED THIS SWARM OF 10,000 UNBORN SOULS
THEY'RE DISQUALIFIED!
AND YET YOU MAY SUMMON THE RESTLESS DEAD TO VOTE FOR YOU?
SPECTRE PUDDLE
MINDMASS
THEY ALL VOTE FOR ME!
FOR BEING UNDERAGE!
YOU HAVE TO
FOOLS!
WHY IS
IT MAKES
LET THE DEAD
I CURSE YOU WITH
VOTE!
TRANSPARENCY!
THAT A CURSE?
THEM EASY TO STEAL
SPECTAE PUDDLE
SPECTRE PUDDLE
MINDMASS
SPECTRE PUDDLE OTHERWISE YOU'D JUST KILL PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH!
FROM NOW ON,
VOTES WILL BE
VISIBLE TO THE EYE!
WAIT, WHO'S THAT?
MINDMASS
SPECTRE
MINDMASS
UUGH. I CURSED MYSELF SHAVING
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- the spectre's running-mate appeals to voters with blood
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- There aren't unborn souls in jism, are there?
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WELCOME TO POLLING DAY, PEONS!
CAN YOU SURVIVE THE DEMOCRACY DEATHMAZE LONG ENOUGH TO CAST YOUR VOTE?
OF COURSE YOU CAN! IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY!
NO VOTE NO ENTRY
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MINDMASS
SPEC
ASS
PUDDL
FUUUUCK, SOME KIND OF CRYSTAL DEATHWORM IS CONSUMING THE VOTES
YOU CAN BE OPPOSITION LEADER IF YOU LIKE
COMPLAIN CONSTANTLY, HAVE NO REAL INFLUENCE OR RESPONSIBILITY
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THAT'S PRESIDENT DEATHWORM
NOW
WHAT?
SP PUL
YEAH! THAT'S LIKE THE JOB I WAS BORN TO DO!
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- sufferage
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- If you don't vote, you get the crystal deathworm you deserve