Rugburn
OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE SOO SEXY IF YOU GAVE ME A REDUCTION ON THIS
PRICES ARE FIXED
I... REALLY CAN'T, SORRY
EVEN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING ME SO HARD OR WET
I KNOW BUT I JUST GET SOOOO HORNY FOR A BARGAIN
I'M SO OFFENDED-OH MY GOD- BARGAINS ARE MY I OWE YOU ACTUAL SEXUALITY AN APOLOGY AND YOU'RE CHEAPENING THEM
NO IT'S REDUCED BY UP TO SEVENTY PERCENT
...OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE INTO
DON'T DELAY! THESE DEALS WON'T LAST!
STOP TRYING TO SEX YOUR WAY INTO A DISCOUNT
...A FULL APOLOGY?
OH FUCK I'M NINETY PERCENT OFF... NINETY-FIVE...
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- Haggle me down
- Tooltip
- Eventually most bargain hunters settle down to a more predictable life of bargain farming