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Crowning

2024-04-28

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I LOOK GREAT ON HORSEBACK CRUSHING MY ENEMIES

AND THAT'S WHY I SHOULD BE KING

GOSH-YOU SOUND AMAZING BUT I DON'T GET TO DECIDE

GOD DOES, BY MAKING YOU POP OUT OF A

YOU

WATCH

CAN'T

ME

QUEEN'S VAGINA

I SCOWL AMAZINGLY, AM TOTALLY RUTHLESS, LOVE TO BANG PEOPLE IN CROWNS

WHAAAAT? WHO DOES?

UGH. ANYONE CAN DO THAT

DON'T MIND ME, YOUR MAJESTIES

YOU MAY HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE- I'M A COUNTESS

JUST ON MY WAY TO THE THRONE ROOM

FOR FUCK'S SAKE- NINE FUCKING MONTHS

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The royal entrance
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Nothing succeeds like succession