folk art
IT'S MY DICK, BUT DRESSED AS A BUILDER!
ACTUALLY, YOU ARE
GREAT. I'LL PUT IT WITH ALL THE OTHER STATUES NOBODY WANTS
DID I NOT MENTION THIS?
...I KNOW. TOTALLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE COMMON PEOPLE
I CELEBRATE THE WORKERS THROUGH EPIC DICK SCULPTURES
WHAT?
THE CHURCH AREN'T BUYING STATUES OF DICKS DRESSED AS LABOURERS
I MEAN... THE COMMON PEOPLE WILL WAIT, RIGHT?
YOU CAN'T AFFORD MARBLE IF WE DON'T GET A COMMISSION SOON
I CAN DO A COUPLE OF PIECES TO APPEASE THE BISHOP
WELL I'M AN ARTIST, DAMMIT
AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO STOP
I'LL TAKE TWO HUNDRED
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- The dignity of work
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- That’s real veiny marble