Red Letter Day
PARDON ME SIR BUT MY PUSSY ACHES FOR A GOOD HARD DICKING
MADAM, MY MEAT-ROD QUIVERS FOR MOIL
BUT THERE IS MUCH WORK TO DO AND MANY PRAYERS TO BE UTTERED
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PERCHANCE A STOUT FELLOW LIKE YOU IS SUITED TO SUCH LABOUR
YET IT OCCURS TO ME THAT I COULD CHURN BUTTER WHILE WE FUCK
I FEAR YOUR EAGER LABIA MUST GO UN-PARTED
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MOST REGRETTABLE
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PERHAPS I COULD CELEBRATE THE LORD'S SUPPER ON YOUR BUTT
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FUCKIN' A
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