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Head or Tail?

2024-10-27

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OHHHHH HORNY ORACLE HOW DO I MAKE MY DICK ENORMOUS?

IT'S NOT THE SIZE

PFFFT. EVERYONE SAYS THAT

THERE IS NO SUCH COURSE!

BUT WHETHER YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT

NOBODY KNOWS WHERE I CAN LEARN TO USE IT

ALRIGHT THEN- HOW DO I START A SCHOOL OF FUCKING?

THE TOMB OF FLESH

IS FULL OF

SEXY TRAPS

WHY IS IT ALWAYS TOMBS?

ONLY THOSE WHO ARE GREAT AT FUCKING SURVIVE

CAN'T I JUST TAKE A SHORT COURSE OR SOMETHING?

THAT'S HOW I BECAME SO RICH I MINTED MY OWN CURRENCY

FIRST YOU WILL NEED TO WRITE... A BUSINESS PLAN!

DICK ON THE FRONT BUTT ON THE BACK

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Not “short course” in that sense. We have a zero-pun policy at the school of fucking