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Be blunt

2024-11-10 · 2 pages

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THE KING'S STAYING AT MY CASTLE

THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ASKING A DAGGER AT ALL

IT'S TRUE!

THAT'S PRETTY

I'M A

TELLING

DIRTY REGGIE!

ASK A DAGGER

BUT THESE WITCHES SAID I'D BE KING. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

LOOK, YOU'VE HAD A BIG DAY OF BATTLE, YOU THINK 'MAYBE I CAN KEEP STABBING EVEN THOUGH THE FIGHTING'S OVER'

THANKS,

ADVICE

KNIFE

C

MEW HEW HEW

IT'S FINE.

EVERYONE'S HAD THAT THOUGHT-IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A TRAITOR

THAT REALLY HELPS

UUGH

SHIIIT. IT'S ROMEO AND JULIET ALL OVER AGAIN

M

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knifequiz
Tooltip
what an edgelord

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HOO

STICK MY HILT ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS!

ASK A DAGGER

KY

I JUST DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A LAST-MINUTE COSTUME IDEA

YOU'RE A BEE FOR FUCK'S

SAKE!

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careful how you sit
Tooltip
also good for hands-free peeling.