Puddleduck
EXCITING NEW ITEM FOR KIDS!
IT WAS A VERY WINDY DAY BUT FLUFFY PUDDLEDUCK WANTED TO PLAY IN THE BIG BIG POND
WE DO IT BY TRAPPING THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED IN THE PAGES!
TORTURING THE DAMNED BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO READ TO YOUR KIDS
A BOOK THAT READS OUT THE STORY AS YOU TURN THE PAGES!
EH, WORSE THINGS
HAPPEN TO THE DAMNED
0-0-0
THAT SEEMS HARSH
AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT, WELL HEY! THEY SHOULD HAVE LIVED BETTER LIVES
KILL
YOUR PARENTS
JILL
I'LL TAKE ONE!
ODDD
OKAY
- Alt text
- Reading is fun, compared to torture
- Tooltip
- We all end up as dust but some of us get dust jackets