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The Hard Sell

2020-02-02

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PLEASE- I'M GETTING THE MONEY TOGETHER. YOU HAVE TO STOP RUBBING IT

JERKING YOU OFF AT ALL HOURS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DO YOU MEAN THIS SCULPTURE HERE?

AWW COME ONNN...

IT MUST BE AWFUL KNOWING SOMEONE HAS AN EROTIC SCULPTURE OF YOU

PLEASE- I'LL BUY THE SCULPTURE

ACTUALLY, WHAT DO YOU DO?

WHAT'S THIS GLAZE YOU'RE PUTTING ON EVERYTHING?

I DON'T REMEMBER

IT'S JUST HARD TO KEEP A JOB WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS JIZZING

I'M A BAKER

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my shakedown brings all the boys to the yard
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I'm exhibiting my scuptures soon. It'll be exhibitionist.