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THIS SOUP IS AMAZING!
SORRY,WE ASK PATRONS NOT TO FUCK THE CHEF DURING BUSINESS HOURS
DO YOU NOT REALISE HOW DELICIOUS THIS IS?
WE CAN'T RUN A RESTAURANT IF DINERS KEEP FUCKING THE CHEF AFTER EVERY COURSE
I UNDERSTAND THAT
I MUST FUCK THE CHEF IMMEDIATELY
THAT JUST ISN'T POSSIBLE BUT I COULD SUCK YOU OFF UNDER THE TABLE
IT WON'T HELP! THE MAITRE D' HAS BEEN TRYING FOR TEN MINUTES
NO GOOD, I'M AFRAID. THIS ONE'S NOT BUDGING
BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE TO FUCK THE CHEF RIGHT NOW
I'LL TELL TABLE THREE THEIR RAGU WILL BE LATE
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- honestly a little too fresh
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- When you cuddle a chef, you're always the little spoon