prophylaxis
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H
AM A DOCTO
KSCHLING
NO NO NOOO! NOT THAT DOOR! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!
DONT
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- the doctor is in
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- Grappling ham: deployed
Page 2
EH-HEH! THIS MUST LOOK PRETTY VAIN,
RIGHT?
88.
DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT ADDRESS? REMEMBER THAT SOME NUMBERS ARE DIFFERENT IF YOU TURN THE PAPER UPSIDE-DOWN
WHY, I PURCHASED THESE LEGITIMATELY FROM ONE OF A DOZEN FAKE-YOUR-DEATH ESTABLISHMENTS NEARBY
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WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE MONKS?
MONKS FROM THE TEMPLE OF LUCK ARE MISSING. REPLACED BY BODIES LIKE THESE
WHERE DID YOU GET THE FAKE DEATHS?
WHAT?! MY MONKS?
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- bathroom self-portraits
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- perhaps if I get naked and lie still, she'll become confused
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FUCK! IT'S DOCTORS! A RIVAL PRACTICE, HARVESTING MY PATIENTS!
IT COULD BE A CADRE OF DOCTORS, OR EVEN A WHOLE HOSPITAL! I MAY HAVE TO BURN THEM OUT
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SURE I DO! WE SOLVE MYSTERIES, GO ON ADVENTURES AND GET LAID. DOCTOR STUFF.
THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST UNSPOKEN DOCTOR LAW
OKAY, DO YOU THINK IT'S RELEVANT THAT IT'S FOOLS' WEEK?
WHY WOULD THAT MATTER?
LINK!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A DOCTOR DOES, DO YOU?
BECAUSE I'VE TAKEN UP SLAPSTICK
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- the doctor is out
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- I think this liquid is good for your bones