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grill

2012-04-15 · 3 pages

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OOOH, THAT'S BRIGHT

Y-YOU CAN'T GET SUN ON A DOCTOR! IT'S VERY BAD FOR US!

I BET YOU CAN ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS IN THAT TIME

YOU KIDNAPPED THE MONKS! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THEM?

IS THAT ESPECIALLY BRIGHT TODAY?

WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB? IT WAS DOCTORS! OR MONSTERS!

REALLY? WELL, I GUESS YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES 'TIL IT REACHES YOU

LOOK- PERHAPS IT WASN'T YOU, BUT YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING THEIR BLOOD, YOU USE THOSE FAKE DEATHS. IF YOU WERE ME...

ASK YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS SOMEWHERE DARKER!

OR MAYBE SEA MONSTERS!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULDN'T BE SO RUBBISH AT SOLVING MYSTERIES!.

Alt text
A fireman's lift to a burning.
Tooltip
Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to get a very light tan.

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OKAY THEN, MYSTERY DOCTOR- IF YOU WERE ME, WHO WOULD YOU BE INVESTIGATING?

WELL YOU COULD START WITH THOSE GUYS DISGUISED AS STATUES!

START TALKING, STATUE

K-KLUNT! K-KLUNT!

Alt text
freeze!
Tooltip
I got a statue made up of one of those statue buskers. It's not very convincing.

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WOAH! LADIES! THERE'S NO NEED TO BE ROUGH!

YOU'RE

ABDUCTING MONKS. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THEM?

OKAY, SO I'VE GOT THIS SPECIAL GOLDEN ROPE.

BUT... IT'S NOT GOLDEN

HEY, YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY SEDUCING THIS INFORMATION OUT OF ME

WHEN YOU'RE TIED UP WITH IT YOU MAGICALLY

THE MONKS ARE TO BE SACRIFICED ON ALL FOOLS' NIGHT. WE'RE HOLDING THEM IN THE TUNNELS BENEATH THE FUN PAVILLION

TELL THE TRUTH

WELL, TO BE HONEST IT'S NOT MAGICAL EITHER

I

BELIEVE

YOU

HEY!

YOU SHOULD UNTIE ME! I'M GONNA SEDUCE HIM IN CASE HE KNOWS SOMETHING ELSE!

LOVE

Alt text
to the visible jet.
Tooltip
With the silver lasso, you can tell lies but only to spare other peoples' feelings.