Jar, Lamp, Ham
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TO
AM A
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DOCTO
AS A DOCTOR I SOMETIMES SLEEP FOR A WEEK. PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO LEECHES>
THESE LEECHES ARE HERE FOR You AND IF YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO REPLACE THE LID THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE PROPER HEALTH CARE!
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- A lid is like health insurance against egrets.
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- Leeches love ham, so far as we know.
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
WHY ARE YOU KILLING THEM?
CLEARLY YOU HAVE SYPHILIS AND IT'S MADE YOU A JERK!
YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS DRAIN THE CORPSES
WHY ARE YOU
KILLING THE MONKS?
STAY BACK, SIFFY- OR I'LL HAVE TO DIAGNOSE YOU WITH SOMETHING WORSE!
IF THIS IS A MEDICAL ENQUIRY, WE'RE NOT OPEN AT PRESENT
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- Peripheral vision? No, thanks!
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- Doctors can jump three times their own height, some specialists even higher.
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PLORK
WHAT IN THE FUCK?
4000
1000
AWOOWOOWOO
Woowoo WOOWOO
OKAY, NEXT TIME YOU FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH- I'M THINKING TRY IT WITHOUT THE WHOOPING
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- There's a lot of syphilis going around.
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- Fake corpses, if left unburied, can attract vegan ghouls.