Pillow Talk
GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME
GENTLEMEN LOVE ANALOGIES.
DID YOU KNOW A TIT IS A SMALL BIRD? TELL HER SHE HAS GREAT PELICANS
INSTEAD OF 'FUCK ME' SAY BAKE THE SKIN LOAF IN MY FUZZY OVEN'
I THOUGHT YOU WERE READY FOR A MORE ABSTRACT ANALOGY
THEN GUT THE LOVE SALMON
AAAAH!
APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG
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- you can't spell 'analogies' without 'spellchecker'
- Tooltip
- Ladies love generalisations based on gender.