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how they get you

2011-10-23

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OKAY TRAVELLERS, I'M GONNA TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW GOD HATES US

LIKE SNAKES! THEY HIDE IN YOUR PANTS!

SPIDERS HIDE IN STRINGED INSTRUMENTS

AND FIRE! COOKS YOU A NICE MEAL, MAKES YOU COSY, BUT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP...

YOU CAN TELL BY HOW EVERYTHING WANTS TO GET YOU! AND GHOST SHARKS? YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE SWIMMING FOR THEM TO GET YOU!

WHEN YOU PUT THE PANTS ON THEY GET YOU!

AND ME? I TELL YOU STORIES THEN STAB YOU AND TAKE YOUR...

WHEN THEY HEAR SINGING THEY JUMP OUT AND GET YOU!

POW! GETS YOU!

CAN YOU HEAR WHAT SHE'S SAYING?

I THINK IT'S THIS JUST PROVES ME RIGHT'

THERE WAS WATER EVERYWHERE WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE!

TAYIIGYAA!

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Everything's about you but in a bad way.
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Fried food gets you by being delicious.