The Pig Bride
SERIOUSLY. THERE MUST BE A LAW THAT WHEN YOU START PULLING THIS KIND OF SHIT YOU'RE OUT.
OFF THE THRONE
YOU'RE THE NEW DUKE OF GET FUCKED.
COURAGE, THESSALY FATHER'S MADNESS AFFECTS US ALL
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. AT LEAST YOUR BRIDE IS HUMAN
SHE'S... A WITHERED CORPSE
OH, WHINE
WHINE WHINE!
ALL WOMEN TURN INTO THEIR MOTHERS EVENTUALLY
NO, SERIOUSLY MAN- I'M HAPPY FOR YOU
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- there was no 'death do us part' clause
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- the speeches were very short