Owlbear
IT'S A
DEAD END! THE OWLBEAR HAS US TRAPPED!
DON'T PANIC! I'VE BEEN STUDYING HERD ANIMALS- THEY HAVE STRATEGIES FOR DEALING WITH CARNIVORES
EXCELLENT! WHAT DO WE DO?
WE OUT- BREED IT
MOIST
DON'T
FLANGE
GUSSET
LISTEN! IT'S SAYING
UNSEXY
WORDS TO KILL THE MOOD!
WHAT?
BRILLIANT!
WE HAVE LOTS OF SEX SO EVEN IF THE BEAST EATS SOME OF OUR OFFSPRING, MANY WILL SURVIVE
PANTY
WHITEBAIT
SHEEIIIT. NO WONDER IT'S THE APEX PREDATOR
WELL,
IT WORKED. I'VE LOST MY ERECTION
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- the owl part is wise, the bear bit doesn't care
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- It's everyone's favourite chimera, til the crocoduck shows up.