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Fully Fleshed

2013-07-21

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HIRE A FUCKSMITH, SIR? LIVE YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY?

I DON'T KNOW- MY FANTASY IS USUALLY JUST A BIG ROUND ASS

FFT. THAT'S NOT A FANTASY. IT'S A PIECE OF ANATOMY

WHAT IF IT'S BUILDING SIZED?

NO, IT NEEDS TO HAVE- YOU KNOW- A NARRATIVE

BESPOKE FUCKS.

KE

NO NO NO- THE ASS NEEDS AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY. WHAT IF YOU SAVE THE ASS FROM FORECLOSURE-

SEE, THAT JUST RAISES TOO MANY DISTRACTING QUESTIONS

SURE-WHERE DID THE GIANT ASS COME FROM? WHAT DOES

IT EAT?

OKAY, IT WORKS PART-TIME

AS A...

KE

KS

IT SITS THERE... AND IT GLISTENS?

STOP

RUINING MY GIANT ASS FANTASY

IT SHOWS ITS GRATITUDE BY GLISTENING FOR YOU?

HOW DOES IT AFFORD THE LEASE?

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From a distance it looks like a tourist attraction
Tooltip
Eventually the giant ass reconciles with the enormous torso.