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Delusionist

2013-07-07

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YOU EMPLOY MANY MAGICIANS, MAJESTY, BUT DO YOU HAVE... A DELUSIONIST?

WHAT'S THAT?

SAY YOU LOST A LEG. A HEALER MIGHT MAKE THE LIMB RE-GROW

IN SECONDS A DELUSIONIST COULD MAKE YOU THINK 'NAH- I'M BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT'

INCOMPETENT AS A GOVERNOR? GENERAL? LOVER?

IT'S THE MOST EFFICIENT MAGIC!

OVERRUN BY GIANT SPIDERS? AW COME ON- THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG!

BUT THAT WOULD TAKE AGES!

THAT LEG WAS HOLDING YOU BACK!

I THOUGHT THAT WENT WELL!

DELUSION CAN FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO BLAME!

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. NEVER RETURN

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Cosmetic surgery for the ugly truth
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'pretending to be magic' is the real most-efficient-magic