Open House
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WELCOME TO THE LATE-NIGHT HOUSE TOUR
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FOR SALE INSPECT TONIGHT!
INSPECTIONS USUALLY HAPPEN BEFORE SUNSET
THE APPARITIONS
BUT BY DAY THE PLACE IS UNREMARKABLE. YOU WON'T SEE...
BLEEDING WALLS. CLASSIC
CRAWLSPACE WHERE
THE SPIDER-BABY LIKES TO LURK
GET OOOUUUT
OOP! EVERYBODY RUN!
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN ONLY SEEING THE GHOSTS AFTER YOU'VE MOVED IN
SO LET'S LOOK AROUND
THAT WAS THE 'ANGRY OWNER'
THE BLOOD IS SUPERNATURALLY GENERATED, SO IT'S TECHNICALLY VEGAN
NOT THERE NOW BUT IT MIGHT JUMP SCARE US LATER
BEST TO AVOID HIM
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- Original decor, also cursed decor
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- Nice kitchen, leafy outlook, somewhat cursed.
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BASEMENT IS HOME TO THE BONES OF NINE MURDERED NUNS
MURDERED 'EM MYSELF!
HA HAAA! NO I'M JUST KIDDING
OOP! IS THAT DAYLIGHT?
GETTTT OUTTT
SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GET OUT
IF I DID THAT I'D BE CURSED TOO
WE JUST HAVE A STUPID HOUSE AGENT GHOST
GOTTA TURN INTO SMOKE
THIS PLACE ISN'T FOR SALE
SHE KEEPS PUTTING UP SIGNS AND RUNNING TOURS
HYRSRAAAA!
NOT NOW, SPIDER BABY. NOT IN THE MOOD
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- you rarely see an adult spider baby
- Tooltip
- Fully furnished WITH TERROR