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Open House

2020-10-25 · 2 pages

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WELCOME TO THE LATE-NIGHT HOUSE TOUR

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FOR SALE INSPECT TONIGHT!

INSPECTIONS USUALLY HAPPEN BEFORE SUNSET

THE APPARITIONS

BUT BY DAY THE PLACE IS UNREMARKABLE. YOU WON'T SEE...

BLEEDING WALLS. CLASSIC

CRAWLSPACE WHERE

THE SPIDER-BABY LIKES TO LURK

GET OOOUUUT

OOP! EVERYBODY RUN!

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN ONLY SEEING THE GHOSTS AFTER YOU'VE MOVED IN

SO LET'S LOOK AROUND

THAT WAS THE 'ANGRY OWNER'

THE BLOOD IS SUPERNATURALLY GENERATED, SO IT'S TECHNICALLY VEGAN

NOT THERE NOW BUT IT MIGHT JUMP SCARE US LATER

BEST TO AVOID HIM

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Original decor, also cursed decor
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Nice kitchen, leafy outlook, somewhat cursed.

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BASEMENT IS HOME TO THE BONES OF NINE MURDERED NUNS

MURDERED 'EM MYSELF!

HA HAAA! NO I'M JUST KIDDING

OOP! IS THAT DAYLIGHT?

GETTTT OUTTT

SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GET OUT

IF I DID THAT I'D BE CURSED TOO

WE JUST HAVE A STUPID HOUSE AGENT GHOST

GOTTA TURN INTO SMOKE

THIS PLACE ISN'T FOR SALE

SHE KEEPS PUTTING UP SIGNS AND RUNNING TOURS

HYRSRAAAA!

NOT NOW, SPIDER BABY. NOT IN THE MOOD

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you rarely see an adult spider baby
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Fully furnished WITH TERROR