Bippity Boppity Boo
YOU CAN GO TO THE BALL AND FUCK THE PRINCE OR WHATEVER
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AN ACTUAL HUMAN-YOU'RE A FIG PUDDING I ENCHANTED
BUT YOU MUST BE HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT
BACK BY MIDNIGHT. GOT IT
FATHER! WHY DO THE GOOD ONES ALWAYS TURN INTO CAKES WHEN YOU FUCK THEM?
UNLESS YOU LAY OFF THE DRUGS YOU CAN'T HOST ANY MORE BALLS
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- I've still got burns from that baked alaska
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