Landscaping
THE STONES, THE BREEZE, THE SUN IN THE SKY, THE BIRDS, THE TREES, THE STREAM
I'M ANGRY THAT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL BUT NOT FUCKABLE
YOU ONLY HAD TO ASK, MANLING
WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK STUFF
SUDDENLY YOU CAN. ALL IS SEXABLE TO YOU NOW
WELL DUH
HOW DO
So HOW DO
I UNLOCK FUCKABILITY?
HEY, BOULDER.
WHOAH!
GOOD POINT
WHAT ARE YOU?
TELL ME ABOUT
I FUCK STUFF?
YOUR FEELINGS
YOU COULD START BY TALKING TO THEM
DO ME NOW, MEAT STUD
NOTHING LOOKS DIFFERENT
I MEAN COME ON- 'BOULDER ON TOP' IS CLEARLY A DUMB SEX POSITION, RIGHT?
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