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Mercy

2018-02-11

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YOU SQUANDERED THE GIFT OF LIFE ON EXCUSES AND PROCRASTINATION

YEAH BUT IT WAS REALLY HOT AND HUMID

000-HUMIDITY IS THE WORST

TO EARTH AND RESUME YOUR LIFE

I COULDN'T GET ANYTHING DONE

YOU CAN RETURN

OKAY...

GOD REALLY

SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT

HE'S AN ASSHOLE. SERIOUSLY WHAT A COCKHEAD

WELL THAT'S JUST HOW I THINK

TRY TO REMEMBER HE'S UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE

I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET BUT THINKING THAT WAY JUST ISN'T PRODUCTIVE

SURE. YOU MIGHT FIND THAT CHANGES EVENTUALLY

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I wonder if God is getting enough sleep
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That was just a warning sunrise. If God was actually angry you'd be on fire